My Life-Princess Irene/Transcript

The Theory of Princess Irene
( Hemdale Film Corporation logo plays )

( 1994 GoAnimate Pictures logo plays )

HEMDALE FILM CORPORATION AND GOANIMATE PICTURES PRESENT

MY LIFE-PRINCESS IRENE

Nemo: Hello, what seems to be your name?

Mira: I am Mira. My last name is Curtie.

Nemo: Cool.

Princess Irene: Hi there.

Mira: Hi Irene. Where's Camille?

Princess Camille: Here I am. What is that comotion?

Nemo: Here you are. We might get bad news from a ( bleep )!

Bad News!
Princess Irene: Bad news!

Princess Camille: Oh ( bleep )!

Nemo: What does this mean?

Curdie: So what does this mean? Who is attacking?

Princess Irene: Froglip is attacking the city!

Princess Camille: Oh really?

Flip: Shut up, you faggot!

Camille's Got an Idea
Princess Camille: I have an idea.

Princess Irene: You do? Tell us!

Lootie: ( bleep )!

Curdie: No cussing. Listen to Camille's idea!

Princess Camille: Here goes nothing. My idea is that we must work together and not argue.

Princess Irene: Yes. I agree with her idea.

Lootie ( bleep )!

Princess Irene: Who said the F word?!

Lootie: Wanker.

Princess Cupcake
[ Numerous days later ]

Professor: Let me read this letter:

"'Dear Nemo, you were invited to Princess Cupcake's castle today. Love, Princess Cupcake.'"Nemo: I have never met her before.

Princess Irene: Can we come?

Professor: Unfortunately no.

[ at Princess Cupcake's castle, Princess Cupcake is playing on her harp but then she meets Nemo. The professor leaves. ]

Professor: Have nothing but fun!

[ Princess Cupcake speaks ]

Princess Cupcake [ clears her throat ]

Nemo: [ clears his throat ] what?

Princess Cupcake: Nothing really. It's just that no one's ever accepted a royal invitation, in his underwear! [ giggles ]

Nemo: Underwear? This is not my underwear! These are my pajamas!

Princess Cupcake: Oh. I believe the royal invitation was for you alone, and not your little rat.

Nemo: My little rat?

David, the squirrel: Hey, I'm not a rat!

Princess Cupcake: Yes, your little rat.

( Nemo has had it )

( Princess Cupcake gasps )

Nemo: David is not a rat! So I am in my pajamas, so what? You invited me here in the middle of the night! And princess or not, this is no way to treat a guest.

Princess Cupcake: And you are right. I did invite you. And I didn't say formal attire.

Princess Cupcake: [ giggles ]

Nemo: Now what?

Princess Cupcake: You are kinda cute.

[ David feels kinda left out ]

Princess Cupcake: David is still a rat.

Nemo: David isn't a rat! And he's my best friend!

Princess Cupcake: Alright, I apologize.

Nemo: Hey, don't apologize to me. Apologize to my rat!... Oops!

Princess Cupcake: [ giggles ]

Nemo: Now what's so funny?

Princess Cupcake: Your underwear is kinda cute.

Nemo: Pajamas!

Princess Cupcake: Whatever. Anyway, let me give you a tour of Slumberland.

Nemo: But why?

Princess Cupcake: Now, let's...

[ all 3 of them fell ]

Princess Cupcake: Are you okay?

Nemo: Yes.

( scene fades )

Froglip's Plan
Froglip: I have a plan. I will kidnap Princess Cupcake's mother.

[ Froglip stares at a camera ]

Construction is Defunct
Princess Camille: Do you even what Construction is Defunct means?

Nemo: No I don't.

Princess Camille: It means that our town might be defunct if we continue to argue.

[ Princess Cupcake arrives ]

Princess Cupcake: Hi. I'm Princess Cupcake!

Princess Camille: Hi, nice to meet you.

Princess Cupcake: Anyway, did you heard about what Froglip will do?

Princess Camille: Yes.

[ flashback to The King being kidnapped by Nightmare King ]

Princess Cupcake: I know.

Princess Camille: I know too.

Bankruptcy at the Mall
Nemo: There may be bankruptcy at the mall.

Princess Camille: That is right.

Emily: Hi, Princess Camille.

Princess Camille: Well, hi Emily!

Emily: Where is Princess Cupcake?

Princess Camille: She's looking at a bankrupted mall that I explained earlier.

Princess Cupcake: Oh, hi mommy.

Sneaking a Cigar
[ the next day ]

Flint: Hi, I am Flint. [ smokes a cigar ]

Princess Camille: I did yell at Flip for sneaking a cigar.

[ flashback to Princess Camille snatching a cigar out of Flip's hand. ]

Princess Cupcake: Cigars are very dangerous.

Flint: I heard that.

Lottie: ( bleep )!

Princess Irene: Oh no! Not this again!

Princess Camille: I am always tired of Lottie cussing her mouth off.

[ in a park, Princess Cupcake is mad at Lottie for saying the N word ]

Flint: [ smokes a cigar ] Didn't anyone tell you that you're kinda cute when you are angry.

[ Princess Cupcake has had it, loses it and loses her temper. ]

[ Cupcake punches Flint, Camille is shocked. ]

Princess Camille: Can we stop fighting?

Princess Cupcake: No cigars!

[ an hour and a half later, in a forest ]

Flint: [ tries to smoke a cigar]

[ Princess Cupcake walks over irritated ]

Princess Cupcake: ARE YOU TRYING TO SNEAK A CIGAR?!

Flint: But I...

Princess Camille: Everyone calm down!

The End?!
Princess Cupcake: Will this be the end?!

Emily: I am not sure.

[ Emily is kidnapped off screen ]

Princess Cupcake: Mother!

Emily: Nemo, hand me the royal sceptor!

[ Nemo tries to move out of the way. ]

Happy Endings
Princess Camille: I demand an answer, Froglip!

Froglip: Never!

Froglip's Castle
Lottie: ( bleep )!

Nemo: I will use the sceptor.

Nemo ( as he uses the sceptor ]: Pajama pazama!

Froglip: Pajamas do scare me so! Ha ha!

[ bed exploades ]

Princess Camille Battles Froglip
Princess Camille: Froglip! You have done too far!

[ Froglip is battled ]

The Happiest Ending
Princess Irene, Curdie, Emily and Lottie: Bye!

[ Princess Cupcake and Nemo fly ]

Princess Cupcake: Nemo?

Nemo: Huh?

Princess Cupcake: Nemo... I had a wonderful time. Thank you, Nemo.

Nemo: Uh, sure I... I'm uh...

Princess Cupcake: I sentence you to no cigars! And we really mean it this time!

Princess Camille: That was a great thing we got straight to work together.

[ Princess Cupcake and Nemo kiss ]

[ back with Princess Camille ]

Princess Camille: What is on my account?

[ Camille becomes shocked ]

Princess Camille: I got a refund!

[ movie ends with Princess Camille being silent ]

a GoAnimate Pictures release
[ end credits scroll ]

[ a Hemdale Film Corporation release ]

[ a GoAnimate Pictures release ]

[ the black screen fades away ]